1 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,700 Shhh! 2 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,400 Shhh! 3 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,000 Guh! 4 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,100 Morning, Mrs Hoskins. 5 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,600 Good MORNING, 6 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,900 Mr Grimsdale. 7 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,100 Pitkin! Pitkin, wait a moment! 8 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,900 Listen, I can explain. 9 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,000 Pitkin, I fell through the bathroom floor! 10 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,400 A likely story! 11 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,800 Ah, Austin. I, er... 12 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,500 I believe you're taking over St Godrick's division today, 13 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,800 aren't you? 14 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,900 Yes, sir. 15 00:11:56,900 --> 00:12:00,500 Hm. Well, you may get a little trouble from Grimsdale's Dairy. 16 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,200 But it shouldn't be too difficult. 17 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,100 After all, you have the finest equipment 18 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,600 and the best milk in the country. 19 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,800 All you need is initiative. 20 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,400 So go out on your territory 21 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,000 and sell milk. 22 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,400 Yes, sir. Take over, Bancroft. 23 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,100 I'm now going back for breakfast. 24 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,300 I'll be back later. Right, sir. 25 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,500 Right, men - carry on. 26 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,800 How's my lovely Nellie this morning? 27 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,000 Hungry? 28 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,200 So am I. 29 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,600 I'm only kidding! 30 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,600 We better get a move on - we're late! 31 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,100 But I couldn't pull a cart myself, could I? 32 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,400 Milk! 33 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,000 Milk! 34 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,800 Well, you don't even look like a wife! 35 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,300 ...you were late last night! 36 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,300 Don't worry about being late last night... 37 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,300 Leave off. You can't even cook a decent meal. Go on, 38 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,800 get out... 39 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,400 and I know all about... 40 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,000 Ooh! 41 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,400 Oooh! 42 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,600 Yeah? 43 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,200 Milkman. 44 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,600 None today. 45 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,700 For the last time, before I kick you out of here. 46 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,600 Oh, thank you, Milkman! 47 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,600 Darling, the milk's here! 48 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,000 Would you like a cup of tea? 49 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,600 You'll get a clip round the earhole. 50 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,300 This is a peaceful neighbourhood, we don't want any trouble here. 51 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,800 Now, go on - shove off! 52 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,300 Nellie... 53 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,700 Keep your eyes open. 54 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,100 Someone's smashing our bottles. 55 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,300 Come on. 56 00:16:54,700 --> 00:17:00,500 57 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:05,900 as the day they were born 58 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:10,500 to deny them the right 59 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:15,300 60 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:20,600 61 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,600 62 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:33,600 to drive his float 63 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:39,300 to take over his round 64 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:44,900 has got to be found 65 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:50,000 66 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,900 Well? 67 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,100 Yes, thank you. 68 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,800 You been breaking my bottles? 69 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,200 Listen, mate... 70 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,000 You know what your trouble is? 71 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,400 What? You've got a suspicious mind. 72 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,700 Just because you see a couple of broken bottles, 73 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,100 you assume I've done it. 74 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,900 But I know what's going on here. 75 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,500 What? I've seen it. 76 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,900 What? I watched them. 77 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,100 Who? 78 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,500 The cats. 79 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,900 I can't blame them. 80 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,000 What are you talking about? 81 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,500 You've got bottlenecks with cardboard stoppers in the top. 82 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,900 But birds come along and peck holes in the stoppers, right? 83 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,000 This facilitates the smell of the milk coming out. 84 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,400 Mm. What happens? 85 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,800 What? Around come the cats, 86 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,400 frighten off the birds, 87 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,700 they look around, 88 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,600 and then they go... 89 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,000 Now what? 90 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,200 What? 91 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,000 They can't get their heads in. 92 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,600 Ahh. Frustrated beyond measure, 93 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,100 they go stark raving mad and smash the bottles. 94 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,500 Huh. 95 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,800 How? 96 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,000 Kick 'em. 97 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,700 A cat couldn't kick a bottle, not and smash it. 98 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,100 Haven't you heard? 99 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,200 All the cats here have got a hard pat. 100 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,800 Have they? 101 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,200 But you put your two bottles down in their place. Well, 102 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,400 you don't expect me to stand there and hold 'em, do you? 103 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,300 I'm gonna do what I'm told. 104 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,900 I've got it down here in my book. 105 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,700 Two bottles over THAT side, 106 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,400 and two over THAT side. 107 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,800 One over THERE, 108 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,600 another over THERE. 109 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,500 And various deliveries. 110 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,800 With the result, up go our sales, 111 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,700 and down go Grimsdale's. 112 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,400 I'm gonna tell your manager about you. 113 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,200 Mr Hunter? Oh, he will be pleased. 114 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,600 He's been working since four o'clock this morning, 115 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,000 he's having his rest period. 116 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,400 I'll give you his address. 117 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,100 Oh, yeah? What is it? 118 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,700 Two Thorndale Avenue. 119 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,000 Two Thorndale... 120 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,700 Number two Thorndale, name of Hunter. 121 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,400 Name of Hunter. Hunter. 122 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,800 Number two, Thorndale Avenue. 123 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800 Go on, Nellie. 124 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,900 Name of Hunter. 125 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,900 Come on! 126 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,700 I won't be long, Nellie. 127 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,800 How do you stop it? 128 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,200 Help, Mr Hunter! 129 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,800 Ohh! 130 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,200 How do I get out?! 131 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,700 Hey, get off my legs! 132 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,500 Ahh! 133 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,200 Anyway, he's smashing all our bottles, as I was telling you. 134 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,800 And he's doing other things - we haven't got a customer left! 135 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,800 This is ridiculous - we could have had a chat in your front room. 136 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,300 I saw it with my own eyes! 137 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:37,700 He smashed both bottles - 138 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,400 kicked them and smashed both of 'em. 139 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,400 Where's he gone? 140 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,600 Enough is enough! 141 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,000 Yes, once and for all. 142 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,300 An end to it... 143 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,900 I am going to kill, kill... 144 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,600 Blow you into little pieces. 145 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,800 No! 146 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,000 Oh, no, you don't! 147 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,500 I... 148 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,700 Mr Grimsdale! 149 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,300 Mr Grimsdale, 150 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,000 Consolidated Dairies are stealing our customers. 151 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,600 That's no reason to burst in here without knocking, Pitkin. 152 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,000 As head of this firm, I'm entitled to a little privacy. 153 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,200 But Mr Grimsdale, they're trying to take our territory. 154 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,400 I know that. I had a letter from them yesterday. 155 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,700 Want me to give them half of the entire business. 156 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:56,100 If you'll excuse me, I'll go and prepare your meal. 157 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,900 And yours. 158 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,800 Ah... 159 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,800 You're not gonna sell, are you, Mr Grimsdale? 160 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,100 Of course not, Pitkin. 161 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,000 No giant combine's gonna dictate to me 162 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,500 and if Consolidated Dairies try, 163 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,300 we'll break them. WE'LL break THEM. 164 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,000 But that's what THEY want to do to US! 165 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,600 Don't be silly, Pitkin. 166 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,700 They've broken all our bottles this morning! 167 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,400 What? That's outrageous. That's unbelievable! 168 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,500 I've been here since 1923! 23! 169 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:26,200 My father established this firm in 1890. 90! 170 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,400 I'm going to speak to the general manager. 171 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,600 Backhurst double one, double two... 172 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,600 B-A-C... B-A-C... 173 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,600 One, one... 174 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,900 Two... 175 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,100 Two, you forgot a bloomin' two. 176 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,700 'Consolidated Dairies.' 177 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,700 Mr Hunter, it is. Mr Hunter, plea... 178 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:44,800 How do you know? 179 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,400 Mr Hunter's office. 180 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,500 Mr Hunter, please. 181 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,600 He isn't there. 182 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,800 How do you know? 183 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,500 I'm sorry, he isn't here. 184 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,300 He's having his rest period. 185 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:58,100 Oh, stop trying to be psychic, Pitkin. Hello? 186 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,600 Mr Hunter's having his rest period. 187 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,300 Could you tell me where he is, please? 188 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:06,000 He's in his garden. 189 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,800 He isn't in his garden, is he? 190 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,500 No, he's just come in. 191 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,900 Wrong, Pitkin! 192 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,400 He's not in his garden. 193 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,000 Mr Grimsdale. 194 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,000 Grimsdale! 195 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,800 Well, where's Austin? Here, sir. 196 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,000 Oh. I understand you wanted to see me, sir? 197 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,700 Would you be standing here in my office if I didn't want to see you? 198 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,100 Remove your hat. 199 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,000 Now, Austin. 200 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,100 You know as well as I do 201 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,500 that Grimsdale's are your direct opposition, right? 202 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,700 Right. I want them out of business within a month. No! 203 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,400 Better still, within a week. 204 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,300 That's a bit quick, isn't it, sir? A bit quick? 205 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,000 It's not quick enough, Austin. 206 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,800 There is no room in this world for small, niggling firms. 207 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,500 And old-fashioned, too. Right. 208 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,800 They still use a horse. 209 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,700 A horse? 210 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,500 Tell me... 211 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:06,600 does the horse ever get sick? 212 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,300 You mean something in its food to confuse it, mentally? 213 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,200 Now, now, Austin - nothing underhand. 214 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,400 But the main thing is, if Grimsdale's can't deliver the milk, 215 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,500 we can. 216 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:27,500 It's time for your pill, Mr Hunter. Oh, thank you. 217 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,700 Back early, aren't you, Pitkin? 218 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,500 Yep. What's all these full bottles, haven't you sold any? 219 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,900 Look, now... Mr Grimsdale... Mm-hm? 220 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:48,000 Consolidated Dairies, 221 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,700 with whom we are in opposition, 222 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,900 have infiltrated... They've done what? 223 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,400 Infiltrated. 224 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,400 Hm. Into Rossington, 225 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,400 Cartwright, 226 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,900 and Wood Street. But it's all right, it's all right. 227 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:02,600 You have got nothing to worry about 228 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,500 because I, I... 229 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,300 have just recaptured Blenheim... 230 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,300 Blenheim... Blenheim, Porchester, 231 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,100 and Porterhouse Road. 232 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,800 But that's not good enough, Pitkin. 233 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,600 You've got to do better than that. 234 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,600 Better, what are you talking about? They've got an electric float 235 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,000 that tears uphill like a bomb. 236 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,100 Now, you can't expect Nellie to gallop uphill 237 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:23,100 full stretch with a full load now, can you? 238 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:24,600 You've got a whip, haven't you? 239 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,700 For Nellie? No, I have not. 240 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,800 You'll have to think of something else. 241 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,400 That electric float of theirs. 242 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,600 Does it ever go wrong? 243 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,800 No. 244 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,500 Could do. Electric! 245 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,200 Change the wires round. 246 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,600 You know... 247 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,600 Shorted! 248 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,300 No, no, no, Pitkin. 249 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:50,500 Nothing underhand. 250 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,600 But, er... 251 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,400 if they can't deliver the milk, 252 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,700 we can, eh? 253 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,500 Austin's my name. 254 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,200 From Consolidated Dairies. 255 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,600 Ohhh. 256 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,500 Ah, I don't blame you, mate. 257 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,000 If I was you, I wouldn't want to shake hands with me, either. 258 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,500 I'm wicked, mate. 259 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,500 I know that. 260 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:36,600 If you threw me out of this shop now, 261 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,200 and then got all the people in that street 262 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,900 out there to stone me... 263 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:45,200 not one word of complaint would come from my lips. 264 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,800 Cos I know what I've done wrong, mate. 265 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,700 Broken your bottles. 266 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,900 I suppose he's told you about all this. 267 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:58,900 Hm. Yeah. Right. Now, 268 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,700 what makes a man want to break bottles? 269 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,600 Headaches, mate. 270 00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:08,500 Splitting, blinding headaches. No! 271 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,000 But never again - I've found a new thing. 272 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,100 It's called aspirin. 273 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,700 But that doesn't help to bring your bottles back, does it? 274 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:20,100 It's no use me coming here empty-handed 275 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,500 to say that I'm sorry. 276 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,200 So, er... 277 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,800 Here you are. 278 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,000 A few apples. 279 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,000 Bought out of my war pension. 280 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,000 For your horse, Mary. 281 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Nellie. 282 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,500 Sorry, I'm, er... I'm shocking at names. 283 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600 Oh, that's all right. 284 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,700 Nellie. 285 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,000 They come from here, mate. 286 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,300 That's where they come from. 287 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,600 Here. 288 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,900 Lovely horse, that Mary. 289 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,100 Nellie. 290 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:03,400 Nellie. 291 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,600 It's me emotions, mate. 292 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,000 I've made myself look a fool. 293 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,000 I wish I hadn't come here now, mate. 294 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,500 Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Pitkin? 295 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,200 A nice man like that. You're too hasty, Pitkin! 296 00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:40,300 I don't think... That's right, you DON'T think! 297 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,700 That's your trouble. 298 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800 Now, then - which one am I going to have? 299 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,200 They're Nellie's! 300 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,000 One for each of us and the rest for Nellie, eh? 301 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,200 You've got the biggest one. 302 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,700 You have the smallest one - that evens things up, doesn't it? 303 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,200 They're Nellie's, Nellie's. 304 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,500 Where are you going? 305 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,500 I'm just gonna give them to Nellie. Stop worrying about that horse. 306 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,100 I'll let you know when it's time for her to have her apples. 307 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,600 Go on, you've got work to do. 308 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,300 Well, where are you going, then? 309 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,300 I'm just going to have a bit of a... er, rest. 310 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,100 Now? Yes, all right. 311 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,900 Just a minute! 312 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,800 Turn the telly on! 313 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:39,900 I was just, er, changing my slippers, Pitkin. 314 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,400 Well, that didn't take long, did it? 315 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,700 What? 316 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,100 Giving those apples to Nellie. She munched away, there! 317 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,800 Why don't you sit down, Pitkin? 318 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,500 We're watching telly. 319 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,200 'Ere, you had your apple yet? 320 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,100 No, it's in my coat pocket. 321 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Nice and sweet, ain't they? 322 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,900 Picture's... 323 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,300 Picture's gone out of focus. 324 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,600 Perfect picture. 325 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,100 Gone out of focus! 326 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,300 Oh! 327 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:18,300 Bumped! 328 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,500 Swimming. 329 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,800 But there's no water. 330 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,400 Oh. 331 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,100 Water! Water everywhere! 332 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,300 But not a drop to drink! 333 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,600 Drink. So that's what it is! 334 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,500 You've both been drinking, haven't you? 335 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,000 You oughta be ashamed of yourselves! 336 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,700 No! 337 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:10,200 No! Stop banging on those needles! 338 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,300 Get away! 339 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,800 I can't STAND IT! 340 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800 Oh! 341 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,400 Drinking, until you fall unconscious. 342 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,400 I think it's disgraceful. 343 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,600 Nellie? What you done with your cart? 344 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,600 Cats can't break bottles. 345 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,600 I-I know who done it! 346 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,800 'Hard pat. They've got hard pats.' 347 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,200 No! No! 348 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,200 Austin's got a hard pat! 349 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,900 He paid for it out of his war pension! 350 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,400 'Pitkin!' 351 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,800 Mr Grimsdale? 352 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,600 'Knock, Pitkin, knock!' 353 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,500 'A few apples for your horse, Mary.' 354 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,700 Nellie? 355 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,200 Mr Hunter's garden! 356 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,000 'I'll kill you!' Oh... 357 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,700 'KILL YOU!' 358 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,300 You can't kill me! 359 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,400 A few apples... 360 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,200 'I'll kill you!' 361 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,200 Nellie... 362 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,300 Nellie! 363 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:39,600 Nellie! 364 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,100 Ne... 365 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,200 Nellie... 366 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,300 Nellie! 367 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,400 Nellie, what's wrong? 368 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,800 Nellie, wake up! 369 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,100 I'll get the doctor! 370 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,200 Doctor, doctor, 371 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,600 doctor... 372 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,900 Ah. 373 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,600 Hello, operator... 374 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,300 Cupley three... 375 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,300 3-3-3, please. 376 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,200 'Double three, double-three.' 377 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,400 Double three, double-three. 378 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,200 Yeah, it's the doctor's house. 379 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,800 This is the doctor speaking! 380 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,300 It's Nellie. 381 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,700 Nellie, hello! 382 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,500 Oh, no, no... 383 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,900 Look, Nellie's not well. 384 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,800 Oh. What are her symptoms? 385 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,300 Well, she's dopey. 386 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,000 Well, most wives are! 387 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,900 Do you know what's wrong with her? 388 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,600 No, do you? 389 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,100 Could you come and see her, please? 390 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,800 Oh, I'm afraid I'm terribly busy at the moment. 391 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,300 What with one thing... 392 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:14,700 and another. 393 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,900 What are you doing, there? 394 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,600 Um, I'm held up at this moment. 395 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,500 Can't you come at all? 396 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,100 I'm pretty sure I shan't be able to get away. 397 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,900 But she can't even stand up! 398 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,800 Oh, there are plenty of people here like that! 399 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,600 They're lying all over the floor here. 400 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,400 All ill, I suppose, in the surgery. 401 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,800 What am I going to do, here? 402 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,400 The most important thing to do 403 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,200 is keep her warm. Yeah, yeah. 404 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,700 Keep her warm! 405 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,400 Take her to... PUT her to bed, 406 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,500 with a hot water bottle, 407 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,400 with some hot water in it... 408 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,900 Oh, have you got any sleeping pills? 409 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,200 Yeah. Good. 410 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,900 There's some in the cupboard. 411 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,900 Good. They're on the top shelf, I know that. 412 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,400 Fine. They're in the bathroom. 413 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,600 Splendid... 414 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,400 Well, GIVE HER ONE! 415 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,400 They're in the... Poison and everything. 416 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,900 Mr Grimsdale's down... 417 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,900 Oh, no, he's gone. 418 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,100 Oh! 419 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,300 That's it, that's it, there. 420 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,900 There. 421 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,200 Steady - steady, Nellie! 422 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,300 Sh-sh! 423 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,800 Ooh, my head. 424 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,000 Come on, Nellie. 425 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,300 Come on. 426 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,500 Oh! 427 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,500 Come on, now. 428 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,900 Oh, thank you, Nell. 429 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,500 Shut the door. 430 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,900 Ohh! 431 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:49,300 Come on, then. 432 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,000 Shh-shh! 433 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:56,700 Come on, Nell, eh? 434 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,000 Come on. 435 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,400 Come on, back up. 436 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,000 Mr Grimsdale? 437 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,600 Oh, please - I've got an awful thumping in my head. 438 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,100 That's just it, Mr Grimsdale. 439 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,600 It isn't in your head - it's coming from up... 440 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,400 Sleep, Nellie. 441 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,900 You'll feel better in the morning. 442 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,100 Ooh! 443 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,600 You! 444 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,700 YOU! 445 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,300 You'll pay for this, I'll have every penny you got! 446 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,800 Come back here, come back! 447 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,200 What do you think you're doing? What? 448 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,100 Where's your horse, Mary? 449 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,500 Nellie. 450 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,700 Did she eat ALL the apples? 451 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:41,600 Oh, well... 452 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,100 Mr Grimsdale ate one 453 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,400 and, of course, I... 454 00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:47,300 Why? 455 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,600 Nothin'. 456 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,600 Oh, so that's it? 457 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,100 That's why Nellie... 458 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,600 You doped those apples! 459 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,700 So what? So what? She... 460 00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:02,600 This is war, mate. 461 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,000 War. 462 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:10,000 Little men like you don't stand a chance. 463 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,500 No. 464 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,400 Don't! No! 465 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,600 It's war. 466 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,300 Mr Grimsdale! 467 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,300 IT'S WAR! 468 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,900 Mr Grimsdale! 469 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:24,000 Mr Grimsdale! 470 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,100 Knock, Pitkin, knock! 471 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,700 How many times do I have to tell you? 472 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:40,400 Mr Grimsdale, it's war! 473 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,700 It's what? 474 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:42,900 Well... 475 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,800 We've had a bit of bad luck. 476 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,000 Consolidated have smashed up our handcart. 477 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,500 The milk. Milk? 478 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,800 Milk! 479 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,000 It's... 480 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,400 Um, well... 481 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,300 It's war. War or no war, Pitkin, you knock! 482 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,700 Even Drake was allowed to finish his game of bowls 483 00:48:58,700 --> 00:48:59,900 before he went into battle. 484 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,700 If you'll excuse me... 485 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,000 Besides, we're beaten, Pitkin. 486 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,100 Consolidated's too big. 487 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,000 You were at Dunkirk, weren't you, Mr Grimsdale? 488 00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,700 I wonder what would have happened if you'd given up then? 489 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,000 You're right, Pitkin. 490 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,400 We'll fight them. 491 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,500 To the last half pint of milk. 492 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:37,200 B-A-C... 493 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,800 1-1-2... 494 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,100 2. 495 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:44,800 Mr Hunter's office. 496 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,300 Oh, just a moment, please. 497 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,800 Mr Hunter? Mr Grimsdale. 498 00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:49,500 Tell him to go and... 499 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,300 'Now, listen to me, Grimsdale.' 500 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,300 Mr Hunter, I demand an apology! 501 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,500 Mr Hunter has gone to play golf. 502 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,100 Gone to play golf. 503 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,600 That man needs a good lesson - I'm going to see he gets one, too. 504 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,200 He's got to be taught right from wrong. 505 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,000 He's got to be taught that, Mr Grimsdale. 506 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,200 Right, Pitkin - off you go to the golf course. 507 00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,100 Me? But I thought that YOU...? 508 00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:20,200 Pitkin, I'm the chairman, the managing director. 509 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:22,500 He's only the general manager. Think of my position. 510 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,900 He must be taught that good transcends all evil. 511 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,200 Make him see the error of his ways. 512 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,300 Love maketh no ill will to its neighbour. 513 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:39,700 Let him therefore cast off the wicked works of darkness 514 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,300 and don the humble light. 515 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:45,900 Eh? Beautiful, Pitkin, beautiful. 516 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:48,900 Eh, up, love. 517 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,700 Very well, Mr Grimsdale. 518 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,600 I shall go to him. 519 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,700 Heads. 520 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:06,600 Ah. Hm. 521 00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:07,900 Too bad, Colonel. 522 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:34,400 Excuse me... 523 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,100 Sh! Sh! 524 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,800 Um... 525 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:44,800 Could you tell me where I can find Mr Hunter? 526 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:01,400 Ahem! 527 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,000 Oh! 528 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:32,100 Oh, phew! 529 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,300 Phew! 530 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:36,100 Well. 531 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,800 Mr Hunter? 532 00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:44,500 Oh, damn and blast! 533 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,600 Why can't you be...? 534 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,100 Oh, I... I do beg your pardon, Reverend. 535 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,800 You have got to be taught 536 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:56,100 what is right and what is wrong. 537 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,500 We appreciate your company, Padre, 538 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:01,100 but we're trying to play a game of golf. Oh, mm. 539 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,600 Now! 540 00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:17,100 I'll get it! 541 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,800 No! 542 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,000 Give it to me. 543 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,000 Slater... 544 00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:54,200 Slater, you idiot! Let him have it if he wants it. 545 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,900 Now, come back here. 546 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,700 This is ridiculous. 547 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:33,000 Oh, there's a rotten bit of luck. 548 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 It's gone down that little 'ole. 549 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,300 I shall never be able to get it out of there. 550 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,700 Come on. 551 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,900 What a day. 552 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,300 I wish I hadn't come. It's your fault. And his. 553 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,600 I got it! I got it! 554 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,400 You're not supposed... Put it down! 555 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,300 That'll cost you two strokes, Hunter. 556 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,900 Look what you've done to my trolley! 557 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:26,000 You...! Where is your gratitude? 558 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 I was the one who found your ball. 559 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,100 Hm! 560 00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:31,100 That ball and you 561 00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:32,700 have cost me two strokes. 562 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,900 Ah! 563 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,100 Ooh! 564 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:46,100 Ohh! 565 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,900 Dear Colonel! 566 00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:49,400 What on earth's going on? 567 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:51,700 All right, all right. 568 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,000 All right. 569 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,100 YOU! 570 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,800 YOU! 571 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,200 Give me that club! 572 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,500 I'll beat your brains in. 573 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,800 Leave it to me. 574 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,200 Are you going to concede? Certainly not! 575 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,900 That's it, Mr Hunter. 576 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,400 Never, never ever, 577 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,600 say die. 578 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,100 We'll soon get it, Mr Hunter. 579 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,400 What, up there? 580 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,600 Give me a leg up. 581 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,300 I shall do no such thing. 582 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,900 You'd better concede, old man. 583 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,800 Get up. 584 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,100 Give me your foot. 585 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,600 Go on - up you go. 586 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,100 Go on! 587 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,000 You know, it's absolute madness to try this shot, Hunter. 588 00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:28,600 Give me a hand, Colonel, would you? 589 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:32,700 Uh! 590 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:34,400 Oh! 591 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:48,600 Why don't you concede, Hunter? 592 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,100 No! 593 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:06,200 There it is, Mr Hunter. Where? Up there. 594 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,800 Oh, yes. 595 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,200 Let's get above it. 596 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,600 Er, yes! 597 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,100 Thank you. 598 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,500 Oh, yes. 599 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,200 A 5-iron, Colonel. 600 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,500 This is madness. 601 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,100 All right, coming up. 602 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:54,000 Argh! 603 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:56,100 Hold on. Grab hold of that... 604 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,900 Grab hold of that branch! 605 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,300 Ohhh! 606 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,200 Mr Hunter? Yes. 607 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:09,800 While we're hanging about, 608 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:12,100 may I have a word with you? What? 609 00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:13,800 Do you think it's fair 610 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:15,100 for the big firms 611 00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,300 to try to put a little shop out of business? 612 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,500 You can't impede the wheels of progress. 613 00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:21,600 But instead of fighting, Mr Hunter, 614 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,300 why don't Consolidated Dairies and Grimsdale's try to help each other? 615 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,500 Like I'm helping you, now. 616 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,100 Oh, for goodness sake. 617 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,400 Why don't you shut up? 618 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,100 Oh! 619 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,800 It's gone into that bird's nest. 620 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,200 I can see that! 621 00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:39,400 Get me over it. 622 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,500 Well, let go of the branch, then! 623 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,300 Down a bit! 624 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,700 Huh! 625 00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:59,700 Wah! 626 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,500 You... 627 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,800 Would you care to concede? 628 01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:18,400 I personally guarantee 629 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,600 that Consolidated 630 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,800 will obliterate Grimsdale's 631 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,000 within a week! 632 01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:28,300 Within an hour! 633 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:29,500 Now! 634 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:36,300 Wait till I get you, you horrible little vicar, you! 635 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,100 Mr Grimsdale! 636 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,800 Mr Grimsdale! 637 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,400 And, er... 638 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,800 See, Mrs Hosk... 639 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,000 Oh! 640 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,700 Would you mind if I called you Gladwys? 641 01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:57,300 Cheeky! 642 01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:59,800 Well, I've been thinking, you see. 643 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,000 We've had so many nice times 644 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:05,200 together and, er... Well, 645 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,600 I was wondering... 646 01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:10,300 I don't quite know how to put this, but... 647 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:14,200 I'm just... 648 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,000 Gladwys, what's the matter? 649 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 I'm so happy! 650 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,600 Mr Grimsdale?! 651 01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,800 BEFORE, Pitkin! 652 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:30,900 Not after! 653 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:43,900 You'll excuse me... 654 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:46,400 No, you stay here. Pitkin, I want a word in your ear, please. 655 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,700 Pitkin, I need your help. 656 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:54,900 I am trying to help, Mr Grimsdale. 657 01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:56,900 Now, I've just had a meeting with Mr Hunter. 658 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,600 Oh, forget Mr Hunter. 659 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,900 Yeah, I agree - we don't need him! 660 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,400 I should soon have a few more ideas 661 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,800 that'll have Consolidated Dairies crawling to US. 662 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,400 Pitkin! I'm in love with Mrs Hoskins, 663 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,400 but... Well, I haven't got the courage to propose to her. 664 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,500 You're not thinking of getting married with the firm 665 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,100 halfway down the drain hole? Now, if you were to propose to her 666 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,400 on my behalf... Me? What for? ..and get her to marry me, 667 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,100 then I could concentrate on the dairy, don't you see? 668 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,200 Put the firm back on its feet. 669 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,600 On its feet, Pitkin! 670 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,400 That's because she's happy, Pitkin! 671 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,700 Mrs Hoskins? 672 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:14,100 Yes? 673 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,200 Mrs Hoskins, do you ever think about getting married? 674 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,500 I never think of anything else! 675 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,100 There comes a time 676 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,200 when a man should take a wife. 677 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,900 But he doesn't always be lucky enough to find the one he wants. 678 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,500 Do you follow me? 679 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:42,300 I think I'm beginning to! 680 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:45,300 Does Mr Grimsdale know about this? 681 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,500 Oh, he needs it, he's dead keen on the wedding. 682 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,800 Wedding! 683 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,100 A proposal, then? 684 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,500 Yes! 685 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:57,600 Aren't I a lucky girl? 686 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,300 Twice in one day! 687 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,200 What's the matter, Pitkin? 688 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,800 I'm happy, now! 689 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,700 Mr Grimsdale said if you accepted, 690 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,800 he'd put the dairy back on its feet! 691 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,700 I don't care about the dairy! 692 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,000 I do! 693 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,100 The whole world must know that we mean business! 694 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,700 Oh, Norman, 695 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,400 you're wonderful! 696 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:41,700 It's settled, then? 697 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,300 Yes! 698 01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:45,900 Oh, what you doing?! 699 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,200 Mr Grimsdale! 700 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,900 MR GRIMSDALE! 701 01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:50,600 Mr Grimsdale! 702 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,500 WE are going to be married! 703 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,800 I have filled that. 704 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,200 Why don't you stop behaving like a child? 705 01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:43,200 Don't you dare talk to me like that in my shop. 706 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:45,400 Your what? Shop? 707 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,900 Look at it - bare! 708 01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:48,200 Hardly anything left. 709 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:49,600 Bit of butter, couple of eggs. 710 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,500 If it hadn't been for her making you lovesick, 711 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,600 together we could have put Consolidated Dairies 712 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,200 right out of business. I'm not lovesick any longer, am I, Pitkin? 713 01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:58,000 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. What? 714 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,400 I'm going to start all over again 715 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,000 and put this shop back on its feet. 716 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,300 Then I'll show YOU how to work. 717 01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:05,200 That will be the day. 718 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:07,000 And where would you begin? 719 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,700 Me? Well, I'd start off by economising. 720 01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,800 That's it - economise! That's what I've got to do. 721 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,900 And the first thing to get rid of is Nellie. 722 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,600 So you can take her to the old horses' home, right now. 723 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,000 Mr Grimsdale, 724 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000 if I say I'm sorry, 725 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,300 can Nellie stay? 726 01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:24,200 You can't have it all ways, Pitkin. 727 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,600 The horse AND Mrs Hoskins. 728 01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:27,100 Why not take the shop? 729 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,500 I don't want the shop! 730 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,400 And I don't want Mrs Hoskins, either. 731 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,800 You don't want Mrs Hoskins? 732 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,100 No, I do not. 733 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,500 Oh, Pitkin. 734 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,600 I'm sorry, I misjudged you. 735 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,700 Now, everything's going to be all right. 736 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,000 So Nellie can stay, then? 737 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,100 NO! 738 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,800 Nellie... 739 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,400 For some time, now, 740 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,600 look, business hasn't been too good. 741 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,000 And, well... 742 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000 Mr Grimsdale reckons 743 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:22,700 it's time we started to economise. 744 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,700 So I've got to take you to an old horses' home. 745 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,600 Oh, it's all right. 746 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,500 It's sort of like a horses' holiday camp. 747 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:37,200 Yeah, that's it. 748 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,700 Like horses' holiday camp. 749 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:44,700 Where there'll be lovely green fields and... 750 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:48,800 And you won't have to get up early in the mornings, either. 751 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,000 I'll be able to come and see you on my days off. 752 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,200 Still... 753 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,700 I suppose you'll soon find a new friend, won't you? 754 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,200 Hello. 755 01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:33,800 You off to the hunt, then? 756 01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:36,400 Where's your red coat? 757 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,500 Come on, Nell. 758 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,400 Oh, Nellie! 759 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,000 You're not supposed to be here. 760 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,300 You've run away. Ohh! 761 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,300 Ohh... 762 01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,300 How can I refuse you? 763 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:13,100 All right, we'll work together again, 764 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:14,700 even if it is only for a little while. 765 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,900 Pitkin! 766 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:19,300 Quiet, Nellie! 767 01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:20,700 Yes, Mr Grimsdale? 768 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,700 What's going on down there, Pitkin? 769 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,300 Nothing, Mr Grimsdale. 770 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,700 I... I was just going to start work. 771 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:31,900 You've got that horse down there. 772 01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:35,000 How dare you defy me? Get rid of it at once. 773 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,100 Now, listen, Mr Grimsdale... 774 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,500 Mrs Hoskins! 775 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,300 Mrs Grimsdale, if you please. 776 01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:22,500 We were married - special licence. 777 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,700 I shan't keep you a moment, my love. 778 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,600 Well, Pitkin? What is it? 779 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,000 It's about Nellie, Mr Grimsdale. 780 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,100 If I pay for her food myself, can we keep her? 781 01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:37,700 No, we cannot. 782 01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:39,600 Then I'm sorry, I shall have to leave. 783 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,100 Pitkin, you don't understand - we're broke. 784 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:46,100 I'm prepared to admit it - Consolidated Dairies have beaten us. 785 01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:47,700 But now, of course, 786 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,000 in view of our additional responsibilities, 787 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,500 I have decided to accept their offer 788 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,900 and merge our business with theirs. 789 01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:57,900 But we shall be swallowed up, Mr Grimsdale! 790 01:11:57,900 --> 01:11:59,700 Nonsense. I shall demand the firm 791 01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:02,200 be called Grimsdale's Consolidated Dairies, 792 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,900 to be split right down the middle. 793 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,700 We shall get half their business 794 01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:07,200 and they'll have half ours. 795 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,500 And, er... 796 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,500 Who do you think will be chairman? 797 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,000 What about me? 798 01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:24,400 I've never let you down yet, Pitkin, have I? 799 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,500 What about Austin? 800 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,700 We'll get rid of him. He smashed all our bottles 801 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:49,900 and he said... Yes, yes - 802 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:52,700 and Hunter, he'll have to go too, but all in good time, Pitkin. 803 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,500 Well, we shall have a new staff. 804 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:02,900 Here you are, look - see. Sir Roger Wedgewood. 805 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,300 Chairman. Um... 806 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:07,800 Temporary. Come on. 807 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:12,900 Would you kindly inform Sir Roger Wedgewood 808 01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:14,000 that I am here. 809 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,200 Oh? And what name, please? 810 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,900 Thomas Grimsdale. 811 01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:20,200 MP. 812 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,700 Oh. Yes, of course. 813 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:27,400 Milk proprietor. 814 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,300 Thomas Grimsdale, MP, to see Sir Roger. 815 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,000 Yes. 816 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,700 Would you care to go up, sir? It's on the fourth floor. 817 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:41,300 You've got a button undone, there. 818 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,400 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 819 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,800 What's your name? Huggins, sir. 820 01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:10,600 Sir Roger Wedgewood? Nah. 821 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,200 Fred Knowles. 822 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:21,400 Good morning. Mr Grimsdale? 823 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,000 Yes, and Mr Pitkin. How do you do? 824 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,000 Would you come this way? 825 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,000 Miss, um...? Cartwright. 826 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:42,100 Sir Roger? 827 01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:44,200 Mr Grimsdale and Mr Pitkin. 828 01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,100 And you have a board meeting in two minutes. 829 01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:47,600 Thank you, Miss Cartwright. 830 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,300 Good morning, Grimsdale. 831 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:51,400 Er, Mr Pitkin. Good morning, Mr Pitkin. 832 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,400 Mr Grimsdale. Grimsdale. 833 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,400 Won't you sit down, gentlemen? 834 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,500 Well, now, Mr, er... 835 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,000 Pitkin. Grimsdale. 836 01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:13,400 Grims... Grimsdale. 837 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,900 Grimsdale rings a bell. 838 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,900 Yet I have no indication... 839 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,500 Grimsdale's Dairy. 840 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:23,100 Grimsdale's Dairy. 841 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,000 Yes, of course. 842 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,600 You've caused us quite a lot of trouble. 843 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:29,900 Have we? 844 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,200 I like that! 845 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,000 So you finally decided to come to terms? 846 01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,300 Well... You know, we don't want to keep... 847 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:37,900 Very sensible of you. 848 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:40,100 Now, the next thing we must do... 849 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:43,400 What? What? 850 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,400 Is to discuss the basic details. 851 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,400 Well, what we had in mind... 852 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,000 With my... 853 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,700 Come in, Walter, will you? 854 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,800 And I shall look forward to a further discussion shortly. 855 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,400 There'll be many a chat and cup of tea, 856 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,800 soon as we get to know each other. 857 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,100 And now, if you'll forgive me... 858 01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:07,200 I have an important board meeting to attend. 859 01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,800 Ah, Hunter. 860 01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:12,400 Mr Grimsdale and Mr Pitkin. 861 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:21,800 Hunter, they want to come to terms. 862 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,600 Kindly be good enough to attend to them. 863 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,900 Good afternoon, Mr... Grimsdale. Pitkin. 864 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:33,300 Follow me. 865 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:41,500 Very nice. 866 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:47,200 Well, gentlemen - what are your terms? 867 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,500 Oh, you can have half of our business, 868 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,800 but of course, we shall want half of yours. 869 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:58,800 And it's got to be called Grimsdale's Consolidated Dairies 870 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,100 AND... 871 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:02,500 HE is going to be the chairman. 872 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,200 He's going to be...?! 873 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,600 Are you insane? 874 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:08,700 Or is it possible you believe what you're saying? 875 01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,700 Oh, no - definitely not! 876 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:12,200 Now, get out! 877 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,700 Before you go - 878 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,800 come here - let me show you both something. 879 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,700 You see this? All of this is us. 880 01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,000 Grimsdale's... 881 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,700 Ah, Grimsdale's... 882 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,000 Right! 883 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,200 That's the fate of Grimsdale's! 884 01:17:31,300 --> 01:17:32,800 It's gone! Understand? 885 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,100 Gone! 886 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:36,100 All done with it! 887 01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:39,300 Obliterated. 888 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:42,200 No longer in existence. 889 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,600 Now, 890 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,100 out! 891 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:47,300 OUT! You... 892 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,600 Out! 893 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:51,800 He's joking, ain't ya? 894 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,300 Go on - hahahaha! 895 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,300 When you get home tonight and you're dying to have a cup of tea, 896 01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:03,600 I hope you haven't got a drop of milk in the house! Will you get 897 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,800 Now I think we should look at the file for Grimsdale's lease. 898 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,000 Yes, Mr Hunter! 899 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,000 Wait for me, Mr Grimsdale! 900 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,400 Ahh! 901 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,200 Pitkin! The lift's jammed! 902 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:37,000 Pitkin, help! Try to keep calm! 903 01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:40,000 I-I'll get some help! 904 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,900 Where's the fire? 905 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,500 Fire? I don't know. 906 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,100 Help! 907 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,400 Mr Grimsdale's stuck in the lift! 908 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,200 "Where's the fire?" 909 01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,700 Fire? 910 01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:10,700 Fire! 911 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,600 Mr Grimsdale! 912 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:14,900 Um... 913 01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:16,100 Mr Grimsdale! 914 01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:17,600 There's a fire! 915 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,000 A fire? 916 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,500 Yeah! Just get me out of here! 917 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,700 Leave it to me, Mr Grimsdale! 918 01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:25,800 The worst thing you can do 919 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,700 is to panic! 920 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:29,800 Woo! 921 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,400 Send for the fire brigade! 922 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,800 Sound the alarm! 923 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,500 I found it, Mr Grimsdale! 924 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:56,600 Ooh! 925 01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,800 Pitkin, help! 926 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,800 Pitkin, where are you? 927 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,800 Pitkin, help! 928 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,500 Help! 929 01:20:57,900 --> 01:20:59,700 Fire! 930 01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:01,200 Fire? 931 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,300 Fire! 932 01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:05,700 Fire! 933 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,500 Fire! 934 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,000 Yeah, I know! 935 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,800 The whole building's in flames. 936 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,400 Oh! Oh! 937 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,700 Pull yourself... Pull yourself together! 938 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,500 I'll warn them all on this floor, see? 939 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:21,700 And you tell them all upstairs. 940 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:24,400 Hey, hey, hey! 941 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,300 I'll tell them all DOWNstairs. 942 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:30,500 Fire, everybody out! 943 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,800 Help! Pitkin, please! 944 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,300 I'm going to choke! 945 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,700 The flames are licking all round the building! 946 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:38,200 They're flicking up the wall! 947 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,600 Help! Fire! Fire! 948 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,200 The fire's here! 949 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,600 Parking there! 950 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,200 Right, get four lines of hose into the building 951 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:05,800 and I'll take the ladder up to the fourth floor. Right, sir. 952 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,200 Oi! 953 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,600 Stand back! 954 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,200 Give Mr Grimsdale air! 955 01:22:15,300 --> 01:22:17,200 He's stuck in the lift! Ain't ya? 956 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,500 Everybody downstairs! 957 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:30,900 It's all right, Mr Grimsdale! 958 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:32,500 The fire brigade's here! 959 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:35,200 There's nothing to worry about now! 960 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,000 Good boy! 961 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000 I didn't think you'd hear me. 962 01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:41,000 Eh? You're the chief, ain't you? 963 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,400 Yeah. You've got a bit of a fire on your hands, here. 964 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,000 I've done all I can and now, it's up to you. Thanks very much. 965 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,600 I'll put you in the picture. There's a bloke stuck in the lift. 966 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,400 Name of Grimsdale. 967 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,100 Are you there? Help! 968 01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:54,800 There you are. You've done a fine job. 969 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:57,000 Right, Huggins - up the top of the lift shaft 970 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,100 and try and release the tension. I'll take that. 971 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,400 Hold this for Huggins. Harris! 972 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:02,700 Which one's Harris? 973 01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:05,600 Come on, Harris - hurry up. There's a fire! 974 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,500 Urgh! 975 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,200 Keep alert! 976 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,600 It's all right, Mr Grimsdale - 977 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:13,600 we'll have you out of there in two minutes. Right, Chief? 978 01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:16,900 Chief? 979 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,700 Are you all right, Chief? 980 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:23,800 Give the order to... 981 01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:25,700 Eh? Give the order to... 982 01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:26,800 Give the what? 983 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,000 Give the order... 984 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,500 I can't give any orders, 985 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,700 they won't take any notice of me. I'm not in charge! 986 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,100 You mean... You mean I AM in charge? 987 01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:41,500 Oh, Chief! 988 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:05,700 Right, you men. I am giving the orders now, 989 01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:07,400 so, let's have some discipline. 990 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,200 When I say go, I want you to turn the water on 991 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,200 and stand by to charge. 992 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,400 But there's still people left in the building, sir. 993 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,800 If we put the fire out, they won't have to leave, will they? 994 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,100 Water! Hose! I shall take that. 995 01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:19,700 Water on. 996 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,600 Water coming through, sir. 997 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,900 Follow me - charge! 998 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:34,100 Oh! 999 01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:55,000 Someone get me out of here! 1000 01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:19,500 Help! 1001 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,200 Ohh! 1002 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:11,100 Oh! You dirty devil! 1003 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,600 Turn it off! 1004 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,500 This is no time to lark about! 1005 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,000 Ooh, fire extinguisher. 1006 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:44,600 Oh! Ohh! Oh! 1007 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:47,200 Oh! Oh, Mr Hunter! 1008 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,100 Fire! Everybody out! 1009 01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,100 Fire? Fire! 1010 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:01,500 Miss Curry, the files! 1011 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:04,200 The files! Miss Curry, please. The files! 1012 01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,900 Where is this going? Where are the files? 1013 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,700 Help, please, somebody! 1014 01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:42,500 Pitkin, where are you? 1015 01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:45,200 The time you take... Let it go! 1016 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:48,900 Keep your feet still. 1017 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,400 Breathe in! 1018 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,800 I am! Well, breathe out, then! 1019 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:09,200 He's gone. We're out of water, sir. No! Yes. 1020 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,100 Oh, dear. 1021 01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:13,500 Wait here. 1022 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,200 Anyone know where the water is? 1023 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,700 Hey! What are you doing here? 1024 01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:49,200 I'm in charge of the fire. 1025 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:55,000 Don't touch that - leave it alone! 1026 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,700 You've ruined Grimsdale's, 1027 01:28:56,700 --> 01:28:58,600 now you want Consolidated to burn down! 1028 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,900 Didn't take HIM long to disappear, did it? 1029 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:13,000 Hey, you! 1030 01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:16,900 Come back here. 1031 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:19,200 Now, look - are you responsible for this outrage? 1032 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,300 I am the general manager. 1033 01:29:21,300 --> 01:29:23,600 And I'm the Fire Chief - where's the fire? 1034 01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:26,600 If you're the Fire Chief, you should know where the fire is! 1035 01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,900 There is no fire - some idiot was messing around 1036 01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:30,200 with the smoke purifier. 1037 01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:31,500 I've just put it right. 1038 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,000 Come on, you men! 1039 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,200 Don't stand about! 1040 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:35,800 No fire! 1041 01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:39,700 Turn the water... on! 1042 01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:55,500 Well done, Pitkin. 1043 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,800 Pitkin, well done. 1044 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,500 I'll see you get ten years for this. 1045 01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:07,000 You can see what you like. 1046 01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:09,400 You can have me beheaded on the gallows. 1047 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,600 You can even hang me on the guillotine. 1048 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,200 As ever, 1049 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:16,600 I was only trying to help, which is more than I can say about you 1050 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,100 or your lot. 1051 01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:19,900 All this is nothing 1052 01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:22,000 compared to what you done to us. 1053 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,400 You and your dirty methods 1054 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,400 have put our dairy right out of business. 1055 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,900 Shhh. Never mind about shush! 1056 01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,100 I'm gonna tell everyone! 1057 01:31:34,100 --> 01:31:35,800 We was just a... 1058 01:31:35,900 --> 01:31:38,500 Just a little tiny firm, 1059 01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:41,100 just trying to give a bit of personal service. 1060 01:31:41,100 --> 01:31:44,500 We didn't care about making a great big fortune. 1061 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,000 We only had ten streets! 1062 01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:48,200 Ten! 1063 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:53,300 But Consolidated still had to push us out. 1064 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:57,300 They broke all our bottles. 1065 01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:00,900 They smashed up our handcart. 1066 01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:04,800 Do you know, they even poisoned my horse, Nellie. 1067 01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:08,600 She used to pull our milk float. 1068 01:32:11,700 --> 01:32:14,100 And poor old Nellie is now residing 1069 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:15,800 in an old horses' home. 1070 01:32:20,100 --> 01:32:22,700 Now, listen, Pit... Um, Grimsdale. 1071 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:23,800 Pitkin. 1072 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:24,900 Pitkin? Yeah. 1073 01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:26,600 Pitkin! 1074 01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:28,200 You can have your round. 1075 01:32:28,300 --> 01:32:29,400 Intact. 1076 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,300 And you have my personal assurance 1077 01:32:31,300 --> 01:32:32,700 that we will leave you alone. 1078 01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:36,100 Provided that you leave US alone, you understand? 1079 01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:39,900 You leave us alone. Alone. 1080 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:01,800 No! 1081 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:04,100 Mr Grimsdale! 1082 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,600 Mr Grimsdale! Go on, Nellie! Mr Grimsdale! 1083 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:11,100 War again! 1084 01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:13,000 They've started again, Mr Grimsdale! 1085 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,700 They're smashing all our bottles! 1086 01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:17,300 Mr Grimsdale!